![]() ![]() Then what about Sector 35? Stan: Sector 35 makes Sector 16 look like Sector 48. Jesus: Uh, what if we go through Sector 16? Stan: Sector 16? The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die. What brings you to New Denver, commander Jesus? Here on Christmas vacation? That reminds me, I got you a birthday present. Didn't you hear the puppets?! Demons are coming to rape our skulls! Roger: Oh, okay, well as long as there's a good explana. There must have been a mix-up when I gave stuff to good will. Roger: What the hell, Francine?! I'm trying to rebuild my spaceship so I can get off this planet, but all my boxes of spare parts are full of Hard Rock Cafe sweatshirts! Francine: Oops. Dont use it, just appreciate it, read about it, use it sometimes.' 'Floor spaghetti. Population: One policemans flashlight.' 'Huge heroin fan. Take it in the behind, you get left behind. Let’s hear the funniest quotes ever said by Roger The Alien Smith. Apparently, God does love gays but only if they're 'tops'. You may notice that my partner Greg isn't here, that's because he was Raptured. Terry: Authorities confirm the total number of Raptured at 142 million. Quotes from Rogers Aliases (American Dad) Can you pick the quotes from Rogers aliases on the show American Dad By mutigerlily. Then call Tim Robins and tell him I banged Susan Sarandon, he'll know what it means. Roger: Hold on, so all this Bible stuff is real? Alright, somebody call Mel Gibson and apologize. It's the end of the world! AND WE'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND!! Roger: Oh, my God! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung! But I knew that. Roger: What's happening? I was just about to do something really funny! Stan: I'll tell you what's happening. Stan: I'm the one who drives by Hebrew schools baptizing kids with a super-soaker filled with garlic water. Roger: I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. Roger: Virgin Birth, Water into wine Its like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music. It’s like the diaries of a mad man It’s like the diaries of a mad man Stan : I'm the one who drives by Hebrew schools baptizing kids with a super-soaker filled with garlic water. Stan: God pays twice as much attention on Christmas.like the media when a white kid goes missing. Roger: I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. ![]()
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